in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself
and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK
And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’
and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u
DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS
NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS
JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
I SEE… CAMPY WRITING… AND LOW BUDGET CGI!!!
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”
Don’t forget to bring your ticket with you today! The train leaves at 11am sharp! See you there!
"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"
"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"
"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"
"The finale provided closure and—"
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
This…is way more accurate that it should be.
Very insightful, thank you
You will not regret pressing play
you really will not regret pressing play